For those of you in the enviable position of choosing between PC, PS3 and 360, rather than start a turf war, I’ll just give you the pro’s of the 360 version.

First up, you have the exclusive splitscreen mode. Indisposable if you have friends round, and co-op play through the campaign can more than alleviate the idiot AI’s actions. Five exclusive maps give you more than enough to get your head around. Removing the downloadable mod content thanks to Microsoft’s stringent rules may put some people off, though if they have any recollection of playing Unreal Tournament 2004 online on the PC, with the constant downloading of mods and maps, and the inability to learn any of them before a new one turns up, it may be a God send in the long run, though one that’s a double-edged sword at any rate.

To sum up: Just go out and buy it. It’s bloody brilliant.