The Beijing Olympics to date has been surrounded with Human Rights controversy and people who couldn’t give a rat’s ass about the whole thing. It’s no surprise that a game would fly in from the outer ring, waiting for the coughing cash cow to spew money right back at them. It’s as obvious as a film tie in, but as difficult to emulate as Eating a ’Plate Full of Chips: The Video Game’.

The easiest thing would be to throw some Beijing Olympics facts into the game, yeah, that’ll work. How about:

"The "Dancing Beijing" emblem, depicts a Chinese seal inscribed with the character "Jong" (from the name of the host city)"

That particular nugget coming straight from wikipedia’s mouth. No, nothing quite so informative as that here, instead we have these wise words of wisdom:

"The colours of the olympic symbol are Blue, Yellow, Black, Green and Red"

Wait. What? Are you serious? That can’t be true. Oh look, it’s here on the box! And on the screen! They’re right you know, those are the colours of the Olympic symbols. Well blow me. Boy, do I feel informed right now.